It’s actually not supposed to be you
“A total victory for the President.”
Shut ‘er down
Spot a problem? Invent a new tax or fee to solve it
A fee by any other name…
“I’ve actually instructed my people to look into it, yes.”
Pay up, sucker. Or maybe not.
For what, exactly?
Assuming you can get signed up, of course.
The one percent?
“the Thousand Talents Plan…”
Take the business, guys
“What a joke.”