It’s all fun and games until somebody is crushed to death by a killer robot
“I’ll… look into it”
“The goal is obviously to use my candidacy as a way to reinforce, frankly, stereotypes about black men.”
“He’s just capitalizing on resentments that politicians have been fanning for years.”
Long knives missing their target
It’s for the children.
“You don’t really care about Mr. Manafort’s bank fraud.”
Even mentioning “He’s a friend” would have been good.
“He was 100% still trying to protect Pruitt because Pruitt is his fill-in for Sessions.”
“John Conyers is an icon in our country.”
“People make mistakes.”
“Lawyers are not permitted to engage in fraud.”
“It’s clear that there isn’t more I could accomplish.”
“It’s disturbing to me.”
What could possibly go wrong?
But don’t worry about that…
Playing God can be a dangerous game
How low can you go?
He’s a lobbyist, not a hobbyist
All in the family
“Nothing short of divestiture will resolve these conflicts.”
Not exactly the sort of reform we were expecting on day one
Probably too busy.
“Secretary Clinton’s ethics agreement did not preclude other State Department officials from having contact with Clinton Foundation staff.”
“Her mission was to help the Clinton Foundation find a new leader…”
“Whether she or her aides have violated the spirit of the pledge … yeah, of course they have.”