Ready or not, here they come
When the genetic police come for your pooch
Authorities still processing years worth of rape kits
Kind of creepy, but probably legal?
“…a ‘strategic failure’ that was ‘depressing and unforgettable.'”
And there’s probably been worse done already
Days of future past
Reasonable accommodations required
We will all love Big Brother in the end.
“So we call upon our senior senator to screw up her courage and take the spit test.”
Who could have guessed?
Bill Nye the redacted science guy
What could possibly go wrong?
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!