Keeps on ticking
Bring out yer dead… and give them ballots
Stick a fork in it
Perish the thought
The demon lasted a long time
That’s some aggressive GOTV work there
Rest in peace after far too long
Its dead, Jim
At least their address rarely changes
Pretty spry for a dead guy
Bring out yer dead!
Halt the discrimination
“By definition I don’t think you can be a front-runner if you’re totally un-electable.”
“We wanted to do something that was impactful…”
“We must consider revenue generation.”
Unusual times call for unusual measures.