“it is beyond the power of an Article III court to order, design, supervise, or implement the plaintiffs’ requested remedial plan.”
Gentleman, start your lawyers.
“Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.”
“Only about half of Americans are willing to pay $1 per month to fight climate change.”
“We cannot sit back in our comfort zones…”
“I think she needs to go back to school and shut up.”
Sales are strong
Celebrity pals arrested
“24 Hours of Reality”?
Do as I say, not as I do.
All part of the same scam
“…the world population must be stabilized—and, ideally, gradually reduced”
Climate summit canceled, too.
“Good people know.”
Fire Drill Fridays
Neither making friends nor influencing people
Fire Drill Friday forges on.
“Was it the right thing to do? I am not sure.”
“yeah, those results are a bummer.”
“I’m not here to answer questions about my personal life.”
I’m sure you’ve won everyone over now, guys
The end of the world as they know it and they don’t feel fine
“You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.”
Winning over new friends everywhere
Come and get ’em
Peas in a pod
Chairman herds cats
“There’s actually a fight going on in front of us.”
“What do you guys think about that? Do you think it would work?”
That sounds sane.
“It wasn’t originally a climate thing at all.”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy