Shocking, I know
But is she listening?
Why would she quit such a great gig?
Was any of her story ever true?
An investigation begins and another book disappears
But was it a “handshake” deal?
Don’t be the ranch on it
Flagrant grifting and a refusal to offer evidence
Hard to follow the money when there are no receipts
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
Reading is fundamentally crooked in this case
The gravy train has pulled into the station
Good work if you can get it
And some other animals as well
Will they be getting any help? Maybe
Like a shot in the dark… literally
We wouldn’t want to offend any of the gang members now, would we?
No mandatory minimums for first-time gun crimes
Funny how that works
Dial it back, Mayor
The big guns are coming
Breaking old records
Tough on crime?
Why worry about that?
The old ways which worked clearly didn’t work?
What could possibly go wrong?
You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys
Unsafe at any speed
Not the sort of records you should be striving to break
These are not the changes you were looking for
Better late than never?
Now it can be told!