The well’s running dry
Not a bug, but a feature
“Do you know how to make coffee?”
Who among us could have predicted this?
We’re not eating until either our demands are met or we get really peckish
Good work if you can get it
Manchin v Manchin on shutdowns.
So government workers in domestic office jobs are getting death benefits like soldiers?
Bring out your dead. Or at least their checks.
Come on, take the money and run
“That’s something on which I will not recant.”
“Those benefits are being paid for by the taxpayers of the people of New Jersey.”
“Right now, Jesus himself couldn’t be the speaker and get 218 Republicans behind something.”
“Do our Republicans have a pass on this one, if they want?”
“The breadth of the benefits the family was receiving was stunning.”
Lowest level in more than three years.
“Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity.”
“I’ll go take ten billion dollars off your client’s market cap … I’m not f—ing around.”