Agreement with the Guatemalan government
It’s actually not supposed to be you
Once more into the breach
Remain in Mexico means what it says
Trolling status: master level
Needs some work but it might help
And just how will we manage that, Joe?
Over what isn’t clear
“YUGE Win at #SCOTUS today!”
Paying what’s due
Free tickets, however
“This is a mess.”
It’s a win
“The plaintiffs before me here are not asylum seekers.”
“Just answer this.”
Gaming the system
Blames U.S. immigration policy for their woes
“That is unworkable, unwise and does not have the support of a majority of American people or the Congress…”
Is the conscience of our country is awoken yet? No, really.
Trashed ‘Remain in Mexico’ program
“In order to get resources to the children fastest, we will reluctantly pass the Senate bill.”
“Get on your knees tonight and ask for guidance on how to feel about this issue.”
It was “probably not the best phrase to use…”
“We are going to do what we said we are going to do.”
Seeking French-speaking volunteers
“My greatest concern is that … we will lose control of the border.”
“[A] Democrat would know he would be dead in the water.”
“Democrats in Congress must return from their Vacations and change the Immigration Laws…”
“We’re not looking to do that, no.”
What could go wrong?
You realize they all speak Spanish, right?
With the full cooperation of Mexico
“They will not be able to disappear into the United States.”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy