Union organizers not letting a crisis go to waste?
N.Y. Attorney General to investigate
“We have to be clear they work as they are claimed to do.”
Now with “floral bouquet.”
And do they even help keep you safe?
Grab and dash
Or at least when it comes to the cops, anyway
Well, we’re stretching the definition a tad, but…
Goodness knows we wouldn’t want them catching any criminals
Throw down the tech patriarchy
“When Trump won, it turned out that Google and Facebook were not magicians.”
Breaking up is hard to do
Not so much
Second look at AOC?
“Does that sound, like, realistic?”
“…loosely based on a very real patent that Amazon was awarded in 2016.”
Only a matter of time
“It’s a great story — but …”
The Illuminati are cashing in
Politicians, unions love cronyism? Shocking…not.
“Nice going anti-capitalists.”
“They don’t hate us, they want to be us.”
And it’s not AOC
Cuomo’s “Buffalo Billion” has been pronounced dead at the scene
“It used to be that we would protest wars. Now we are protesting jobs?”
“Once again she shows how little she understands not just economics but even unemployment.”
“What is happening to the Democrats?”
“…put their own narrow political interests above their community.”
We wouldn’t want all those new jobs messing things up
“I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.”
“Alexa, why are white males so awesome?”
Hard to pin down
Next up: a trial at The Vatican?
Turns out he was onto something