"Florida Man" - the dim, mostly apolitical, usually intoxicated lunk that's starred in enough Darwin Award episodes to have earned a star in front of Grauman's on Hollywood Boulevard - has company.
Meet "Minnesota Woman".
Not all Minnesota women; many, probably most, are the salt of the earth. My sainted grandmother was one, way back when.
But "Minnesota Woman" in title case?
Here's an example:
Just kidding. That's from the movie "1984". Which means it's at least fictional - for now.
But I'm not that far off, really.
This video of a room full of Minnesota Women has gone viral. They are white, well-to-do, well-schooled (I wouldn't say "well-educated" - but they probably put in years and got expensive diplomas), progressives, customers at a national chain of...er, yogaries? Yoga hangouts? They're at a chain yoga studio in Northeast Minneapolis (formerly a blue-collar Eastern European neighborhood which largely gentrified into an "urban life" theme park over the past thirty years. And I'm not sure what you call these women...
...other than " vapid, spiteful vipers who clearly miss their days as 'mean girls' back in middle school":
NEW: Mob of angry, extremely emotional white liberal women berate CorePower Yoga staffers for being "complicit" in ICE raids.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 6, 2026
About a dozen women holding their yoga mats berated staffers for being "silent."
"Give us answers, let’s go … let’s hear it, why are you being… pic.twitter.com/yZ0nr8JZZN
About a dozen women holding their yoga mats berated staffers for being "silent."
"Give us answers, let’s go … let’s hear it, why are you being silent?" one lunatic said.
"Let’s hear it, Delaney, loud and proud, baby. You want to say it, let’s f**king say it."
"We can f**king get a yoga studio someplace else."
According to the New York Post, the incident unfolded after customers heard through "studio gossip" that the corporate team took down an anti-ICE sign.
One of the women involved bragged about it later on one of the video platforms that deliver so much smug, well-manincured barbarity into our lives
NEW: The woman who filmed herself berating CorePower Yoga staffers for being "complicit" in ICE raids brags about leaving all the weights on the floor to make them pick up.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 7, 2026
"I care about our neighbors and their experience!" the woman virtue-signalled.
The woman bragged about… https://t.co/S9kp1GnMTD pic.twitter.com/f4LlHNL07h
The woman bragged about how good of a person she was before saying she and other white liberal women tossed all the weights in a pile to make the workers pick up.
I thought it may have been hyperbole.
Nope:
"And because I am such a good person, I threw all the weights in a pile on the floor to make the workers pick up." pic.twitter.com/8pgh7ZM9sw
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 7, 2026
Yeah. That'll show Orange Hitler and Tom Homan who's boss - leaving the weights out for the college kid working the desk or the H'mong lady who sweeps up to straighten up for them.
Stand in solidarity, queens!
One can hope the right message is getting out there:
It was at this exact moment when Delaney and You With the Glasses joined the MAGA movement. pic.twitter.com/sD9fGyrok9
— BostonWriter (@bostonwriter) February 6, 2026
Hope springs eternal - but Minnesota women, and Minnesota Women, suffer from some pretty serious Stockholm Syndrome.
Still, the crones in the yogateria (?) seem almost innocent and idealistic compared to this Minnesota Woman, venting her inner "progressive" at this ICE agent, who happens to be black:
Breaking Minneapolis: Rabid Responder unleashes "You're next N*GGER!" at a black ICE agent.
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) February 5, 2026
Vile racism pouring out the second they're challenged. Left's true colors on blast.
Minorities nothing but pawns for white Democrat overlords. Vote accordingly. pic.twitter.com/KnH3rhCEzJ
You'd like to think - OK, you'd like to hope - it's an aberration. But while "Minnesota Woman" is ethnically color-blind, the moral depravity crosses all lines:
🚨 Marcia Howard: President of the Minneapolis Federation of Educators and English teacher at Roosevelt High School.
— NizNellie3 (@NizNellie3) February 7, 2026
In a grotesque and overtly racist spectacle, she attempts to pit ICE agents against each other based on skin color.
Then she threatens them with hangings. @FBI pic.twitter.com/oGhhUPAp2U
In a grotesque and overtly racist spectacle, she attempts to pit ICE agents against each other based on skin color.
Then she threatens them with hangings.
It should go without saying that if either of these, er, "people" were conservatives, this would be on CNN at the top of every hour.
It shouldn't need repeating, but probably does - not everyone in Minnesota is an entitled narcissist with fascistic tendencies:
The worst bullies are those who find "moral justification" for it.
— Walter Hudson (@WalterHudson) February 7, 2026
That's how a lot of these "activist" maniacs are. They don't truly care about the issue and would shift focus instantly to whichever cause best enables them to remain a jerk. https://t.co/wgtwVBfqrb
So enjoy your retirement, Florida Man. Minnesota Woman's got it from here.
At least if I have anything to say about it.
