Thousands of responses would have landed in Cockburn’s Cringe Hall of Fame just a few years ago, yet on Monday, all of them were mere candles compared to the blazing sun of Rubin.

Two weeks removed from dropping the vestigial ‘conservative’ label on her Twitter profile, Rubin reacted to the President’s not-so-fatal case of COVID with an online episode for the ages. In a blistering 93-minute span, Rubin issued 34 original tweets, a pace of one tweet every two minutes and 44 seconds.

The rant began with a vow to investigate and punish the President’s doctors for the sin of letting a patient walk out of the hospital…