“I’ve been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battle-ax named Kim,” the owner of a small trucking business replied in a clip published Monday, prompting laughter from the studio audience.

“She cursed my life with three step-children named Star, R.J. and Ryan,” the California native continued, adding, “And I have one rotten grandson.”

The answer seemed to take Sajak by surprise.

“No wonder you came here,” the host quipped. “You just wanted to get away from everybody.”