The Sharonville Police Department posted a recording of the man’s irate call onto their Facebook page on Tuesday, documenting his four minute foot-in-mouth interaction with Sgt. Mark Dudleson.

The man claims his girlfriend was in possession of a bag of his drugs while they were staying at a local hotel, but it was confiscated when she ran into officers outside.

‘I need to do a complaint about two Sharonville cops. They stole my f***ing weed last night,’ says the caller, whose name was edited out to protect his identity. ‘It was only like 4 grams but it was prestige f***ing weed – and the motherf***ers took it.’