Eric Swalwell, who was apparently running for president, is set to drop out of the race for the Democratic nomination, according to various reports.

The California congressman and star of various shrill cable news broadcasts is set to focus on retaining his seat in the House.

Though roundly ignored in favor of candidates who actually matter, Swalwell’s campaign did offer a number of highlights to the impartial observer…and anyone with a strong sense of schadenfreude. Let Cockburn walk you through his best bits.