Samir: You don’t want us to see the Skype, so we’ll know where in Afghanistan her mother is, right? Because you think we’ll find out her coordinates and give them to our ISIS friends on Facebook. You see, they hate us.
Roseanne: We don’t hate you. We’re scared of you.
Samir: Yeah, we’re scared of you, too.
Roseanne: Well, we have way more reason to be scared of you. How do you explain all that fertilizer in your yard?
Fatima: That’s because genius over here doesn’t know every time you click on the Amazon order button, you’re putting another 50-pound bag in the cart!