The Durmet “Smarttress” boasts a so-called Lover Detection System with hidden ultrasonic sensors built into its springs that detect when your bed is being used for sport when you’re not home.

If it’s getting a workout, you’ll receive an alert on your smartphone, where you can monitor duration, intensity, and impact per minute as long as you have a 4G connection.

The brainchild of Durmet, a small mattress company in northern Spain, “Smartress” officially launched last week with a video marketing campaign warning of a “global infidelity crisis.”