“Everybody wanted Michael Jordan, right? We got Shaq.”

“The president should be graded on jobs and peace, and the other stuff is debatable. Do more people have jobs, and is there more peace? I guess there’s a little more peace. Not as much peace as we’d like, but I mean, that’s kind of the gig. I don’t recall anybody leaving on an up.”

Rock added that he left was disappointed that Obama didn’t govern to them the way Bush did to the right. “The thing about George Bush is that the kid revolutionized the presidency. How? He was the first president who only served the people who voted for him. He literally operated like a cable network.”