Even if Americans won’t pay for their science there is a back up plan. Leach and crew can offer that thing that seems to have even more cache, a world record. I haven’t checked with Guinness, but I am willing to bet that if Leach can really gets thousands of samples he will have the world’s largest collection of pieces of used toilet paper. If not for science or personal knowledge, you can still support Leach in his quest to be the champ.