In James’ latest NPR investigation, NPR’s narrative was that the Muslim Brotherhood’s $5,000,000,000 donation was “rejected.” Well, James swiftly shut that one down with his subsequent release of video exposing that as a blatant lie. Whoops!

There is simply no imaginable incentive to point the fingers at us—the investigators—rather than the subjects of our investigations, aside from ideological alliance thereto and consequent, understandable protective impulses.

Mainstream media: We have shared quite a bizarre dance with you the past year and a half, and have recognized that it won’t end any time soon. So enjoy our little commemorative paean to it. This is our ode to you.