This month, a new reality TV series, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” premieres on TLC, starring Sarah and Todd and the kids. “I love watching these mama bears,” the former vice presidential nominee says in an early episode, as the family sits in a boat looking at a mother bear and cubs walking along the bank of the river. This particular mama looked really emaciated. She’s probably working double shifts trying to support her kids, with no help from anybody, and now there’s a TV crew and a bunch of Palins out there in the water, trying to make a profit off her family.

Maybe she was on her way to Planned Parenthood. I am grizzly, hear me roar.