Actually, you could develop a whole multi-trigger drinking game based on anti-Tea Party columns, though it may prove as potentially deadly as the Century Club. In addition to the obligatory Hofstadter reference, tip your glass whenever you read that…

2) Not only are things just like Hofstadter wrote back when interracial marriage was widely outlawed, they’re actually worse. (Krugman variation: “But while the paranoid style isn’t new, its role within the G.O.P. is.”)

3) The real leader of the modern GOP is fill-in-the-blank non-office-holding bogeyman/woman. (Krugman’s completism: “Real power in the party rests, instead, with the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin.”)