“We need to get them out of here,” Springfield Capt. Richard Harrison said. “Every time I leave my office they’re sitting in my chair, working on my computer. I can’t seem to get rid of the darn things.”
Invasion of the garden gnomes
- “Staggering”: Carjackings up 537% in Minneapolis for, er, some odd reason
- Cruz to Alito: Maybe you should consider this injunction request in PA
- Trump: I’ll veto military funding unless the defense bill repeals Section 230
- Jen Psaki in a Russian hammer and sickle hat goes viral, her defense of the photograph is an odd one
- Washington state: Two women charged with ‘terrorist attack’ for interfering with train tracks
- House Democrats focus on votes on ‘cannabis and cats’ instead of coronavirus relief
- Mike Flynn: How about some “limited” martial law and a military-run election do-over?
- Report: Nike, Coke, other companies lobbying against bill that would ban goods made with slave labor of Uighurs in Xinjiang
- Clinton aide: Of course Bill visited Epstein on Pedo Island
- Six people indicted in New York ‘birth tourism’ scheme that cost taxpayers millions
