Fresh off a week in which they lost nearly 12% of their market cap, including hundreds of millions of dollars, Cracker Barrel is using Saturday to regroup.
And by that, I mean they're trying to piss us all off even more! EG-NO-RA-MOOSE!
For those who missed it – and I'm not sure how you could have – Cracker Barrel just suffered its worst week … maybe ever? Has to be up there, right? Their woke new CEO decided to change the restaurant's nearly 50-year-old logo, replacing the old man and the barrel with a bunch of block letters.
That's it. Imagine literally every other logo you've seen recently, and that's what Cracker Barrel is now. Just watered-down, minimalist, and boring. There's nothing innately wrong with it, beyond the fact that … there was literally nothing wrong with the original.
But, woke white women with black-rimmed glasses need to make changes, no matter how dumb they are. It's in their DNA. So, this was deemed necessary.
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