Bravo, the network, has become a parody of itself. Gone are the days of Teresa Guidice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey dropping f-bombs and flipping tables.
What’s in, now? Women who pump their faces with as much filler as they can to give off the whole “worked on” aesthetic. We’re not talking a little Botox, which can be magical. We’re talking full-suction duck lips, boob jobs and BBLs, baby. These Range Rover Karens not only have a platform to show off their latest work from their Dr. Frankenstein of choice and gossip like 12 year-old girls, they actually think people give a damn about their politics. But CBS Mornings and those that bow to the altar LOVE them:
This is where Mizzzzz Jennifer Welch comes in. Jennifer, who was privileged enough to grow up on a ranch outside of Dallas is the star of the Bravo “reality show”, Sweet Home. She also hosts a podcast with her BFF, Angie “Pumps” Sullivan entitled, “I’ve Had It“. I’ve only listened a few minutes in until, well, I’ve Had It with these two. She has two teenage sons (I pity them having this thirsty of an Instagram Mom) and “works” as a high-end, luxury interior designer.
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