We Thank Him on This Sad Day: Big Balls Has Resigned

NEW: Big Balls no longer works for the United States government, has resigned according to WIRED.

DOGE legend Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old high school graduate, resigned yesterday according to the White House.

“Coristine received full-time employment status at the GSA late… pic.twitter.com/2fA7AfUqYe

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 24, 2025

...“Coristine received full-time employment status at the GSA late last month … As of Tuesday afternoon, his Google Workspace account with the General Services Administration (GSA) was no longer active,” WIRED reported.