As April 15th looms, Caryn Johnson, aka Whoopi Goldberg, Queen Shamu of The View decides to weigh in (heh) on how much more you owe and, Shut up, she explains.

Whoopi receives about $8 million per episode of the reliably cringey The View and has an estimated net worth in the $30-60 million range. Not too shabby for a comedienne. And dollars to donuts, Whoopi hasn’t done her own taxes in decades.

But all you regular guys? Normies who sit down with Turbo Tax or H&R Block each spring to see if you guessed right on your withholding? YOU’RE the problem, friends.