And then there were 16. 

While much of the nation has been riveted by the opening rounds of the NCAA Men’s basketball tournament, the lunatics on the political left have been battling it out in their own game of March Madness. After some tough, bruising contests of left-wing mental illness, the “Bitter 16” have survived to fight it out for the national crazy crown. 

Which one of these ranting, hypocritical libs will emerge the ultimate victor? Will it be one of the big government socialists, a perennial powerhouse in progressive politics making another deep run in the Big Dance? Or will it be an upstart radical Marxist poised to slip on the Cinderella slipper in flamboyant drag queen fashion? 

Let’s look at the remaining brackets and see who’s still dancing in this mad march to leftist insanity.