During his political masterclass, Trump made a not-so-bold prediction: No matter what he said, the terminally online (literally: they were all scanning social media feeds during the speech) misery zombies of the Democrat Party would scowl and jeer:

Trump set a challenge for the Democrat insurrectionists, and laid a trap. Trump knew what was coming in the speech, and he trusted Democrats to once again follow their most hateful instincts.

He introduced DJ Daniel, a 13-year-old boy diagnosed with terminal brain cancer and given six months to live. That was five years ago.

DJ dreams of being a policeman. Trump had the new Secret Service chief give the kid an honorary position in the Secret Service and a badge.

Democrats reacted to this display of wholesomeness and sweetness like demonic vampires confronted with a crucifix.