From our Bureau of Socialist Supermarkets with some assistance from our Ministry of Customer Satisfaction Bureau and our Bureau of Invalid Comparisons

This ain’t no Walmart, dude! Never mind the hype. A YouTuber was severely disappointed by the apartheid supermarket recently opened by Castro, Inc. in Havana’s elite enclave Miramar. Her scathing review exposes how truly awful the merchandise is as well as how poorly stocked it is and how insanely high its prices are. Nonetheless, the store attracts plenty of customers and is already running out of merchandise. Ka-ching! Diaspora dollars, baby, diaspora dollars! Keep those remittances flowing, you worms.

From CiberCuba (click link for access to video)

A well-known Cuban YouTuber visited the newly opened Supermercado 3ra y 70, located in Miramar, Playa, hoping to find a wide variety of products. However, the influencer confessed to feeling disappointed, noting that the establishment was far from resembling a Walmart, as she had been told.

In a video on her YouTube channel, Rosy Wanderlust shared her critiques and reflections on the store, which operates exclusively in dollars and targets an audience with economic means or assistance from abroad...