Beege Welborn

Those things are such a cheerful, ridiculous shriek.

And danged if we don't get sucked into one occasionally when we're just changing channels. 

It's like they have some secret power or something...

NNNOOOO! I'm not watching another one of these stupi...what she just say? I missed that.

He KISSED HER?! WHUT?!

Aw! The hunky fireman has a kitty!

It's adult romance crack.