Sad: Liberal Forced To Have Second Meltdown After Forgetting To Press Record

"WHY??? WHY?????" screeched Galveston, tears running down her cheeks. "I'm shaking, I'm so terrified! Look what you did, you sick freaks! I'm literally no longer safe as a woman, are you happy? I just can't believe over half the country is so RACIST and SEXIST and… oh wait a second. My phone isn't on. Aw, man. Gonna have start this whole thing from the beginning." ...

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"Come on, Marcie, you can do this. Think about the trans gulags, the internment camps for gays. ARGH. The tears aren't coming, the tears aren't coming!"

Ed Morrissey

It's hard out there for a simp. And while this is satire, you have to wonder how many times this has actually happened. I'd say more than occasionally. 

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