Never Go the Full Baby-Biter

“We got to talk about Biden and the babies. It’s very weird. I know it’s Halloween, and I know they’re babies, and they’re adorable. We all feel that way, but when it’s somebody else’s baby, you shouldn’t put your mouth on it. It’s kind of a rule,” Kelly began. “I’m sorry, but it is a rule, Stephen, you don’t, you don’t put other people’s babies in your mouth.” ...

“What I understood was like, especially when they’ve got a onesie on and they’ve got their adorable thighs, everybody wants to squeeze a baby’s thighs,” Kelly continued. “But normally no man would ever do such a thing. Normally another mom would come over and say, ‘Oh, can I?’ And you’d be like, ‘Sure,’ or you’d be like, ‘Oh, he’s not feeling well,’ if you didn’t want it. But no one ever — and I’ve had three children — ever put my baby’s feet in his [mouth], and certainly not the president of the United States still.”