Bloomberg has an article up offering the beginnings of an intellectual justification for why these illegal aliens that the left is so very, very fond of should be settled in "red jurisdictions." You see, the blue jurisdictions they sometimes come to are already "thriving." These illegals would bring even more thriving to these thriving areas, and really, do you need that much thriving?

So they have a plan: Let's divert the illegal aliens who cause local thriving from the already-thriving blue jurisdictions and dump them into the red jurisdictions that desperately need the "thriving" these illegal aliens can provide.

Whatever is necessary to keep them out of Martha's Vinyard.