5. "Tell the Latinos 'Let's TACO bout winning mucho in November!'": The only things Latinx love more than tacos are puns.

6. "Tell Jewish voters 'Oy Vey! Trump And Vance Are Meshuggeneh!'": This might work as long as she remembers to not break into pro-Palestine chants right after.

7. "Greet the League of Irish voters by vomiting on stage midway through a song about a fair maiden who died of the pox": Kamala's looking forward to warming this one up with a few bottles of the good stuff.