Michelle Obama Exits DNC On 'Eat the Rich' Palanquin https://t.co/B2ElcmWIGt pic.twitter.com/34aCybF7jw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 21, 2024
The beloved former first lady had just finished raking the wealthy over the coals to the delight of the crowd of supporters and delegates before climbing into the custom-made litter to be carried out on the shoulders of peasants.
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"Come, slaves! Carry me out and do not make eye contact!" Michelle shouted as a group of servants scrambled onto the stage with the palanquin. "A feast of Wagyu beef and caviar awaits Barack and I, and we will not be one moment late. Chop chop!"
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