America Just Kinda Curious If President Alive

"Yeah, no biggie, but it would be kinda swell to know if we actually still have a leader who is alive," commented Charles Guy, a random dude on the street. "I mean, no pressure or anything. Just kinda interested, that's all."

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"Oh, yeah, is Biden still around?" asked Rosemary Quill, another American citizen. "Like… is he still breathing? I guess it's nothing to get stuffy over or anything — I've always been a tad inquisitive though. But really, though…is he?"

Ed Morrissey

This is beginning to look like a bad remake of the 1993 film Dave. Or maybe an even worse remake of a film from the 1970s, retitled The President's Brain Is Missing

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