A new documentary suggests Abraham Lincoln was secretly gay.
Hey, what’s a cabin without a few logs?

The House Democratic Caucus held a meeting this week on what to do about President Biden, and an attendee said it “felt like a funeral.”
“Not yet,” replied one observer.

According to the Washington Post, one big-name Biden donor now thinks “for every 10 people who think he should exit, one thinks he should stay.”
When reached for comment, Biden said: “Hey, 50% ain’t bad!”

Reportedly, Hunter Biden is now effectively his father’s chief of staff.
Which may explain why the Oval Office now has a stripper pole and bottle service.