As we look out the window seat in 2A, we are treated to The View from 30,000 feet of a large potato field somewhere in Idaho. To which, we ponder potatoes. It is safe to say this=potatoes make potatoes. But the view from a large Idaho field is not of what we speak here.

We’re taking about the derp potatoes of the long-running talk show we know as The View. How this show has survived on the airwaves since 1997 is beyond my comprehension, but here we are. And some of these insufferable women on this show have reproduced to bring us the finest.

Let’s laser in on Sunny (Potato) Hostin of The View, whose commentary on many a political topic has been legendary. What would we do without her musings? Solar eclipses are because of “climate change“. And, wow! “Pretty, White Privilege” is a thing. Hostin is not afraid to put her hate and utter ignorance on display and neither is her little ummm…potato.

Now, I like to shy away from picking on kids…BUT, Paloma Hostin is 18, so she is legally an adult and this makes her fair game in my book. Paloma most recently graduated from the (pinkies-out), $63,000-a-year Ethical Culture Fieldston School in the Bronx. She, of course, is going on to do great things and hang with her fellow anti-Semite, potatoes at Cornell. What did Potato Paloma do? Well, she most recently took to SnapChat to air her opinions and to mock some of her peers: