Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow

Despite the captain's pleas that the flight path was predetermined and only crossed the rainbow when viewed from a certain angle, the severity of the offense was such that he was unanimously convicted by the jury.

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The presiding judge also cited the heinous nature of the crime when determining sentencing. "Mr. Branigan's defacement of the rainbow, a historic symbol of LGBTQUIA++?@#, is a heinous affront to gay, lesbian and trans folx across the country and a threat to justice everywhere," said Soros-funded judge Ladasha Wilks (Shx, Hxrx) in a statement.


Ed Morrissey

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