Boss Girls have big problems. They are taking to TikTok to vent their privileged spleens. I don’t mean “White Privilege”. I mean “Civilized Western World, 21st Century Privilege”. They have it all, but they can’t find love. Have they tried watching Harrison Butker’s speech? ...

She wants love in her life so badly, but it’s just about her. I know. I was her for a short time. All MY friends had moved on from ME. Looking back, I don’t blame them. It was all about ME and my Boss Girl self. I thought I was soooooo special. I was so banal. Then, things got super, super busy. I was so exhausted. I was dragging my sorry tail. But I am a Southerner so I tried to smile and be polite to everyone that helped shake me out of my Boss Girls phase. Like this girl was thirsting for this before she went into the comedy show.