White House Aides Fret About Psychological Strain on Joe Biden Over Hunter's Prosecution

In April, a court tossed out his motion to dismiss on the theory that his own father was hounding him in a selective and vindictive prosecution. The court found no merit in his attempt to claim refuge in the constitutional doctrine of Daddy Mad.

Hunter Biden, who is by now physically made of crack and Mexican Viagra, is now attempting to get the charges dismissed on the theory that all gun laws that ban drug addicts from owning a gun are unconstitutional -- a very strange position for the crackmade son of a leftwing gungrabber president to take. ...

Now, with Huntie the Man With X-Ray Crackeyes about to go to trial on June 3rd, a confused and well-meaning old man with a poor memory is aching under the psychological torment.