The debate must be held in a remote location with no chance of any witnesses: Like a WNBA game. ...
Candidates can phone-a-friend unlimited times: Just like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but with dementia....
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The debate will end after 12 minutes or when Biden falls asleep, whichever comes first: The debate must also start at 10:30 a.m.
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