RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn In The Chappaquiddick River

"It's not the government's job to make reproductive decisions like this," said RFK through a special translator that translated his RFK voice into a regular-person voice. "If a woman wants to poison, dismember, or drunkenly drive her newborn infant into the Chappaquiddick River and leave it there to drown, well, that's none of my business."