A meth-mouthed transgender zombie named Solomon Galligan is making news this week after word leaked out that he (allegedly) tried to abduct an elementary kid and police say it's all on surveillance video. 

According to the Aurora, Colorado police department, Galligan, who was convicted in 2011 of a nonconsensual touching sex crime, walked into a field at Black Forest Hills Elementary School on Friday during a 5th grade recess and tried to grab a child, according to the arrest affidavit. 

In the document, police detail how Galligan fell over a white blanket he was carrying and the child escaped to safety while the other kids yelled "stranger danger" to alert adults that a zombie had infiltrated the school grounds. 

Imagine being a kid and THIS starts walking towards you.