As November looms upon us, Democrats are struggling to find the difference between the “soccer moms” and the “suburban mom”.

This comes as no shock to us as we know the Democrats have a hard enough time defining what is a (true) woman. To be honest, we’re shocked they’re even using the term, “mom” and not the more politically correct “birthing person”, but I digress. Can they define a suburb, even?

According to this from The Hill, both pResident Biden and former President Trump are fighting for the suburban woman voter, but she is not the minivan-driving “soccer mom” caricature that she was in the ’90s in the good ol’ Bill Clinton/Bob Dole days.

The white, college-educated women often described by the ‘suburban’ label are a coveted group thought of as ‘likely to move with the times’ and turn out to vote, and they’re still set to be key in 2024. But the diversity of women in the suburbs – and even the attitudes of the suburbs’ white women with college degrees — appear to have shifted in recent years amid new pressures and social norms, experts said.”-Julia Mueller, The Hill

The ‘burbs have become more ethnically diverse. We’re complicated with our college degrees and our different cultures and colors and belief systems. I agree the suburbs are not all-white, minivan-driving soccer moms. Yes, we have those. I have a dear friend who is one of them.