NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’

Viewers were eager to learn the results of the rover expedition. "I've always been a bit of a conspiracy theorist," said Janelle Parker, who has watched the show since its inception. "For years, I've pondered the existence of intelligent life on The View, but everyone thought I was crazy. Chances may be slim, but I'm holding out hope that they can find proof."

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Early reports indicated that the rover had yet to encounter any sentient creatures. "Nothing of note has been revealed," Barhnhouse said. "Just a pile of organic goo called a ‘Whoopi Goldberg' and some old fossilized remains that have been identified as once being Joy Behar. But nothing intelligent."

Ed Morrissey

There was a brief flicker on their sensors when Coleman Hughes landed on the planet, but he escaped its orbit too quickly for a reading on whether it stimulated any intelligent life. 

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