AOC: RICO's Not a Crime -- He Delivers My Food!

"Rico is not a crime, he's a human being!" screamed Ocasio-Cortez. "I literally saw Rico yesterday, he brought me delicious General Tso's Chicken. HE IS A PERSON, NOT A CRIME!!!"

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According to sources, Rico Hernandez has brought Ocasio-Cortez her dinner several times over the years and does not, in fact, have any criminal history. 

Ed Morrissey

But is he suave?

Anyway, only barely satire, but it's still as funny as a Biden claim. 

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