In a stunning move from America's criminal system, all murderers on death row have been released into the public following Presiden Biden's declaration that ‘no human is illegal'.
"He said it, plain as day," said DA Greg Foggins of Nevada. "There's nothing we can do. We must follow the orders of the Chief Executive of the US Government."
"I guess we'll just set them free and see what happens," Prison Warden Jeff Mckay told reporters. "Some of these fellows were in here for some pretty gruesome stuff…I don't want to tell you what ‘Feed Em' To The Crocks' Joe did to his entire extended family…but the President says no human is illegal so I guess these guys get to return to their homes and communities."
Following the Presidents widely panned slip of the tongue during the State of the Union in which he referred to the man who brutally murdered college student Laken Riley as ‘an illegal', Biden apologized for his remarks and said he'd do better not to dehumanize people who dehumanize people.
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