Wife Catches Husband Lusting After Neighbor's Perfectly Manicured Lawn

FULLERTON, CA — The relationship between a local married couple encountered an awkward moment this week after the wife caught her husband lusting after their neighbor's perfectly manicured lawn.

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The incident, which has reportedly still not been fully resolved, occurred when the woman, Lauren Green, noticed her husband staring intently out the window of their home while muttering "Oh, wow. Oh, man, that's unbelievable."

Ed Morrissey

I knew this was satire when I saw the dateline. People don't have lawns in Southern California any longer, at least not unless they have $10 million in net worth or more. 

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