Forget It, Jake, It's Venice Beach Town

Apparently, out in Gavin Newsom's crime-riddled California, you know it's that time of year when the crazies start running around naked and picking fights with medieval beachgoers who come packing spiked clubs. 

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When you see this out there, you know you're about to be in for a long month:

Howdy-doo! What a battle. Naked girl versus fully clothed chick with a club made of spikes. Who ya got?

TMZ shockingly (not really) obtained the original footage and spoke to a couple witnesses to this bloodbath. 

"Witnesses told us the insane altercation carried on for around 6 minutes without any police response, and some others were accosted and threatened in the mix as well," the outlet reported. 

Ed Morrissey

As a native Angeleno, I can attest that Venice Beach has always been strange. I don't think I ever saw it get "Babe the Barbarian" (TMZ's headline) strange, but I didn't spend much time there either. I'm not sure whether this was a legit fight or some sort of performance art, but neither woman did any damage to the other. TMZ has the video, with the NSFW parts blurred out, and the most remarkable part about it is how almost no one reacted to the fight.

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